SOCCER SPORT !

[93EXCivic]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/...est-scorer-in/

Incredible story. 45 years old, two years recovered from a heart operation and scoring at Wembley.

Some so called pros could learn a thing or two from him.

[GaryF]

First order of business, ship Martial and Rashford off on 3 year loans. Next, sell Mata to Bournemouth. Bring in Zlatan who will promptly develop hamstring issues and play a dozen games or so. I can't wait!

Plus, typewriters all around for the ladies. Give them something to do that's within their limits, eh?

[93EXCivic]

You had a good run, youth on Manchester United. Now the 30+ year old stars will take over. But I'm sure Rashford and Lingard will be happy with their loan spells to Wycombe Wanderers.

Well they could come play in the Championship for a Champions League winning manager. I saw that Man U wanted to get Reece Oxford. How dumb a move would it be for that kid to go to where Mourinho is? Personally I think he would dumb for leaving West Ham period. He won't get to play more games for any of the "big" teams.

The good news is we all know it will all go tits up for Man U in at most 3 years.

[tribe125]

Watching them try to walk the line of owning his successes while disowning his antics will be glorious.

Easy. We've been practicing for the last two years.

[GaryF]

Easy. We've been practicing for the last two years.

Well, avoiding the "owning his successes" part has been made relatively easy.

[Raza]

Loris Karius, 22 year old Mainz goalkeeper, to Liverpool seems to be a done deal pending medical.

[tribe125]

Well, avoiding the "owning his successes" part has been made relatively easy.

True.

A United-supporting friend recently said, "Actually, I don't much care if they win or lose - the only real pleasure is in seeing the youngsters develop". I think a lot of United fans felt like that this season. I think many United fans would happily accept a year or two in the doldrums if the character of the team was heading in the right direction.

There's something second-hand and stale about the arrival of Mourinho, as there would be about the arrival of Ibrahimovic.

I wouldn't mind seeing Eva Carneiro appointed though.

[Raza]

http://www.espnfc.us/story/2879334/l...five-year-deal

Karius official. Given the number 1 shirt with Mignolet's blessing.

[Raza]

Xhaka to Arsenal official.

http://www.espnfc.us/story/2878209/g...onchengladbach

5 yellows and 3 reds for him last season.

[93EXCivic]

Xhaka to Arsenal official.

http://www.espnfc.us/story/2878209/g...onchengladbach

5 yellows and 3 reds for him last season.

Also more passes and tackles then any other Gladbach player. Seems like it could be 30 million well spent.