That you have a phone, an Ipad, probably text and post on on-line forums takes you out of the curmudgeon category. A true curmudgeon might have a cell phone (Since in many cases home phones are not really cost effective anymore, or their son pays for it) but doesn't use it as anything but the phone function even though it is more than capable of that. They don't text and don't have internet, cable/sat tv.... I'm describing someone I know who is a true curmudgeon.