Old story, but perhaps some here have not seen it before. Apologies to those who have.
I have two autos and no winders, so occasionally I have to reset one of my watches if I haven't worn it for awhile. This happened to me some time ago. My husband and I had just arrived at church and I glanced down at my midsize Datejust, only to realize it was several hours off. Since I hadn't worn it in about 3 days, I wasn't unduly concerned. I pulled it off, asked my husband for the time, and started to set it.
He glanced at my USD $5000.00 watch, looked down at his $6.00 Wal-Mart quartz, and, well, you guessed it. I let him go on for a while about value and function, yada, yada, yada. We've had similar conversations about my shoes so I'm kinda used to it.
Anyway, I then explained that my watch is an automatically wound mechanical and his runs off a battery. I purposely didn't use the words "cheap" or "soul-less."
I was patient. I was polite. He is, after all, the love of my life. My partner. My soulmate.
He's also a philistine, with no appreciation of the finer things in life (except, of course, when it comes to women).
I told him that his watch would run without him. That it would run lying in the back of a dark drawer with the same cold efficiency it exhibited on his wrist. That it didn't
need him.
My mechanical on the other hand, has a symbiotic relationship with me. It requires interaction with its human companion in order to function. It has no life without me.
I was proud to see the light dawn in his eyes. Yes! He understood! Perhaps there was hope for him yet. Now, about the shoes...
And then...
"I get it," he said. "It's like a tapeworm."
Jeannie