Nope. Back in the day, we used to get pre-cooked bacon you'd just heat up for 10 seconds in the microwave. I also don't usually cook breakfast; most breakfasts are had from food trucks these days, or by delivery on the weekend.
But, I'm trying to cook more in the New Year (even got Blue Apron, so there will be a nice dinner tonight I'll post up), so here we go.