Some inexplicable force has commandeered my cerebrum and I now have a rabid desire to own a regulateur. Don’t think less of me — my volition has been dragooned by malign intentions beyond my control.

Aside from the hideousness of my predicament is the bald fact that regulateurs as a species are spendy. So the question obtains: who makes a nice regulateur that won’t require me to sell a kidney?

Clean, spare design, case 44 - 38mm, new or used, auto or hand crank. Any ideas?