Quote Originally Posted by shemp View Post
Stripes -

John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
From the same movie (might not be verbatim as I couldn't find it in the usual film quotes places):
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis; maybe one day one of these guys will save your life.
John Winger: Then again, maybe one of us won't !