1) I just used Peto Bismol to swallow a couple of pills. As much as I like the stuff I'm not sure why I did it and am pretty sure I won't do it again.

2) Posting this picture:

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Not sure where the above registers on the childish / inappropriate scale, but it was one of life's happy coincidences and now I'm posting the shot as a way to memorialize the spirit of Jeremy Clarkson and the rest of the guys on Top Gear.